“Don’t worry, I’ve got this. And look at how fun! it comes with 24 carat gold flakes!”
These are words best not spoken in a bar. At Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. With your best friend for her birthday.
Because sometimes, when you’re all full of yourself and offer to buy that celebratory glass of champagne, it doesn’t cost $25 like your deceiving eyes detect. It costs $2,500.
Clue #1 that you’re buying a $2,500 drink: Drink menu being presented on an iPad and the bus boys wear tuxedos.